Hello, my name is Danny Simpson. I go to Brookside Comprehensive School, or Brookie Comp. as we like to call it. My favourite subject is computers. I have my own Pentium at home, complete with a full colour printer and advanced desktop publishing software. This has enabled me to provide a number of valuable business services. For example, I can do your accounts for you, type up your CV, even generate impressive Degree certificates to help you get that all-important job. If you're interested in any of these services, please contact me via my guest book to discuss terms.
Now let me tell you about my family and friends. My best mate is called Leo. He's a dude. His dad works in a chip shop, so sometimes we can get free chips. Not like my dad, he works in a book shop but that doesn't mean I can get free books. No, my dad says that I've got to learn to work for things, and be patient. He says I'm never too young to learn.
My dad's name is Ollie, and my mother is called Bel. Unfortunately they split up after a difficult time which led to my brother and sister leaving home. My brother's name is Nat, and my sister is called Georgia. We used to be a big happy family, but now we all live in different places.
My dad almost married a lady called Eleanor Kitson. She had a daughter called Louise, who would have been like a big sister really. Louise is really gorgeous, but in my family we frown on brothers fancying their own sisters so it wasn't really on. Louise's dad was called Mad Marcus, and he was an eco warrior. In fact, he had a really amazing website all about the world's environment. I'd give you the URL but I've lost it.
Anyway, Mad Marcus sort of messed it up between my dad and Eleanor, so now they've split up. In the end, Marcus died when he fell over a cliff edge, which is something my dad doesn't like to talk about because he feels responsible, although it wasn't his fault he couldn't hold on even if Eleanor did tell him to let go of Marcus and let him die. My dad's a hero, he really is.
Well that's all I have time for now, but don't forget to contact me if you want me to do any computer work for you.
Danny Simpson, 21st October 1998
STOP PRESS! STOP PRESS! STOP PRESS!
I'll not be updating this page for a while, as my dad and I have decided to move to America!
Now who's going to tell my teachers at school?
music by Randell Lawson
